Bee Bop

All my friends wanna play drinking games. That’s their thing. Let’s play beer bong! Like I don’t need to play games while I am drinking. I’m already playing Rock, Paper, Pregnant.

So!

Come what “May” you’ve completely disappeared.

You’re back in OUR city and you claim that you “don’t” have the time for me. That we have separate lives now. That we have other plans now. WAIT WHAT. Is this a joke? You told me last week you’d come and see my house and absolutely come see me. But now you’ve just become some coward. Another coward. Just like all the other cowardssssssss.

And now you’ve put me in this fucking conundrum it feels like. This or that… All or nothing. And that really sucks.

I’ve dealt with this before and now I’m just left with yet another big sigh and even bigger resentment. So here we go. Just another silent treatment.

I just don’t understand why some people can’t just chill and care normally and not think about forking 24/7. Control your wee wee.

this gay guy from my english class has this on his facebook hahah i had to share

“I’m like Cocaine; I’m white, addictive, and a lot of guys leave the bathroom with me all over their face.”