If I never drink sailor jerry’s or red bull ever again… it wouldn’t be the worst thing.
but really, manipulators are my favorite breed.
Republicans that constantly and consistently bitch about our current president’s decisions… really fucking annoy me. What happened when Bush ”accidentally” bombed a wedding party in Iraq? I don’t get how these things get/got overlooked. Get lives and watch where you throw your hypocritical bothersome stones.
Wellllll first day of school…
wasn’t that bad! My first class was English 114. My professor is this little old man that’s really funny and calls people ”the bomb” and says ”they are the shit”. I hope he doesn’t do this all semester because I could see it getting really annoying.
My second class is a night communications 3 hour class.. my professor is a woman who is super freaking intimidating. She has a chest piece and probably a back piece and a monroe and all this stuff that I wouldn’t expect… but she seems so awesome. She worked 13 years as a social worker, helped victims of sexual harassment, and trained some cops. Bad ass.
I just get really sad sometimes because I loved winter break and I realized that I am just so comfortable at home. I miss Andrew a lot already as well as Kelsey and everyone else. I never thought I’d be in this position where I would want things/time to stop when I’m not there but a little piece of shit of me does..
Fuckity fuckk; back to reality.
Last night was awesome though!! Saw all my friends, saw effy. She loves Tiani. I love Tiani. We’re all gonna move in together next year. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Please, pleaaaaase after this semester can I just not run into anyone from Morgan Thrill ever again? I hate the shoulda coulda woulda but my GOODNESS why the hell did I not just take the 30k and run and live on Staten Island? I had to drop yet another class because …
clouds wear thunderpants.
I went through the pics in my phone and I seriously love animals I dont know whats wrong with me. Im emailing them all to tumblr.. right.. meow!!
Little yellow spider, laughing at the snow
Ah, maybe that spider knows something that I don’t know
‘Cause I’m goddamn cold
Little white monkey, staring at the sand
Well, maybe that monkey figured out something I couldn’t understand
Well, I came upon a dancing crab, and I stopped to watch it shake
I said, “Dance for me just one more time
Before you hibernate and you come out a crab cake”
Hey there, little snapping turtle, snapping at a shell
Ah, there’s mysteries inside, I know
But what they are I just can’t tell for sure
And hey ya, little baby crow, you’re looking kinda mean
I think I outta spit before you start letting off your steam
And hey there, little sexy pig, you made it with a man
And you’re got a little kid with hooves instead of hands
And oh, all the animals
All the animals
And hey there, little mockingbird, they sing about you in songs
Ah, where you been? Have you broke a wing?
I haven’t heard you in so long
And hey there, little albatross, swimming in the air
Ah c’mon, you know I can’t fly
And I, I think we really outta play fair
And hey there, Mr. happy squid, you move so psychadelically
You hypnotize with your magic dance all the animals in the sea
And oh, all the animals
All the animals
And hey there, Mr. morning sun, what kind of creature are you?
I can’t stare, but I know you’re there
Goddamn, how I wish I knew
And hey there, Mrs. lovely moon, you’re lonely and you’re blue
It’s kinda strange, the way you change
But then again, we all do too
If there’s any drug or habit I hate worst it would have to be cocaine. I hate that drug. I hate it I hate it I hate it. It’s not even the physical consequences that bug me, it’s more the ethical repercussions and the global stand point that I fucking loathe. In my experience, it has instantly turned sustainable people into liars and hoaxes. Know a good way to piss me off? Rail a line of blow in front of me.
I bust my ass for everyone except myself and now it’s kicking me in the ass?